Valerie and Ted Rock, a couple from Chicago, noticed a bunch of drunken jerks passing a poor little kitty around outside of a bar one night. Upon closer examination, they discovered that the reason these people were making fun of the poor little kitty was the fact that it had four ears.       Yes…FOUR ears.

Well, that was about two years ago. The cat, whose name is Yoda (because of the resemblance), is evidently quite an international celebrity.  Ted & Valerie have gotten calls from Good Morning America, Fox News, and even the Tyra Banks Show. (I so cannot stand that woman.)  Yoda’s picture has even been on the cover of British tabloids!  I think we now know why the Britney stories have dwindled…Yoda’s stealing her thunder!

Anyway, the extra pair of ears don’t hurt him or anything. They’re just a genetic mutation…much like the moles on Lemmy’s face.

Since the cat has become so famous, his owners are keeping a close eye on him. They’re afraid someone will attempt to catnap Yoda…and I really don’t blame ‘em. There are a lot of freaks out there, ya’ know?