The truth is finally out. I’ve been carrying on an affair with a young man named Willy. Mr. Waddles and I were recently seen together at a local grocery store where we were shocked to find a camera in our faces.

We can no longer hide our love for one another. I just cannot resist Willy’s charm…and bright yellow beak. Not to mention his little red scarf that totally brings out his eyes and just looks so sexy on him.
*sigh*
Oh well. All good things must come to an end. I cannot continue my affair with Mr. Waddles now that the truth has been exposed.
My daughter and I went to Walmart the other day to do some Mother/Daughter Bonding. There’s almost no better way to bond with your daughter than to browse the Clearance rack at Walmart. Wow…it’s full of such interesting things to talk about. Most of it is absolutely hideous, but there really are some cute things if you are willing to stand there and dig deep enough.
Well, after about 45 minutes of Clearance rack diggage, we decided that we’d take the little bit of money we had and buy something for Lonnie with it instead of ourselves. Both of us love to give and we agreed that he’d earned a special treat.
We made our way over to the men’s clothing section. As a general rule, Lonnie hates to get clothes as a gift. He prefers more…uh…oh, I don’t know. He just likes more fun items like movies, computer stuff, magazines…etc. Clothing is generally not something he gets excited over. I seem to slowly be changing that fact, though. Yay!
So anyway, my daughter and I found ourselves looking through the boxer rack in the men’s section. They have so many cool choices. Well, then I saw them:
The Almighty Mario Boxers!!!!

Are they not the most badass $5 purchase known to man?!
Nobody gets between my son
and his Cocoa Pebbles!

Today’s Random Person of The Day
was found working at the
Customer Service counter at a local Fred Meyer.

Comments