Here’s what I made for my BFF,  Sarah and me.

It shouldn’t have taken me as long as it did.

I’m getting slow in my old age.    :roll:

Anyway, here is it…as usual you can click it to make it bigger.

(Don’t you wish other stuff worked like that, too?! haha)

So anyway, I love you so much, Sarah.

I wish we could really get a kazillion dollars

together and hang out, go shopping, ..etc! w00t!

Love You!

Thanks to Sarah, I found a neato survey with some different questions…finally! Thanks for letting me copy-cat you, Sarah! I love you!

1.You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
– Sarah Silverman

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist off the earth?
– I’m going with those whiney bitches, Avenged Sevenfold.

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
– Once again - Sarah Silverman, but I’d love to punch Kirsten Dunst as well.

4. What is your favorite cheese?
– Swiss

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal.
– Boca Burger w/ onions, lettuce, BBQ sauce, mustard - on a bun w/o sesame seeds.

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
– This is very tough. *thinking* I’m uncertain. Robert Deniro maybe?

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above.
– Tom Araya :p

8. Now that you’ve slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
– I’d buy something for my kids.

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
– I’d go visit Nic & buy him a cup of coffee while we admire the fog.

10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that?
– Buy Nic an even bigger cup of coffee.

11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?
– Jose Cuervo tequila

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
– I’d like to go to the 50’s - when things were so much more innocent and family values really meant something.

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
– No beef or pork shall be eaten.

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what’s the premise?
– “Censorship Sucks Ass” - The idea is to let people do ANYTHING they want to do in a half hour without being censored at all.

15. What is your favorite expletive?
– FUCK!

16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?
– Spray them with Lysol as they smell like dead ass.

17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?
– Computer

18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
–First of all - “Angel of Death” is one of Slayer’s best songs! Now to the question at hand: Sex…lots and lots of hardcore, sweating all over the place, fluids everywhere sex! w00t!

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What’s it gonna be?
– The power to produce money in a whim.

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
– Being in Disney Land with my grandparents.

21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
–I wouldn’t. I have zero regrets. If I were to erase anything, I would not be where I am and I am very happy right now.

22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!
– Umm…the White House. I mean, no - I don’t want to be president, but come on! Any country who deports people for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities & has super powers needs to seriously reexamine the way they’re dealing with the issues!

23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
– Probably a titty bar. At least you get entertainment along with your booze. Yay!

24. Hopefully you didn’t mention this in the super-powers question…. If you did, then we’ll just expand on that. Check it out… Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like “Dude, check it out, I can fucking FLOAT!!”
– I’d float to my Dad’s, pick him up, and then take him on a floating adventure!

25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life?
– Albert Einstein

26. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
– My Grandma on my Mom’s side.

* I’m sitting on the couch in front of the fireplace right now. I’m wrapped up in my trusty quilt, have my cup of coffee on a coaster to my left, and am watching ‘The People’s Court’ while I type this.

* I cannot get over how good I smell today. I don’t mean that to come off as arrogant…I just really like this perfume.

* I went to the ER last night.

* I played a Nintendo Wii for the first time on Friday night.  It was much more fun than I thought it’d be. I did bowling…it ruled.

* The keyboard on this laptop is very difficult to type on with a French Manicure…but it’s worth it because not only do I get to be all cozied up by the fire, but my fingers look awesome whilst typing away! 

* I don’t like Shaquille O’Neil in the least bit. Is that even how you spell his name?

* We got a new contract with a company who needs a website, so it’s considerably helped with our finances. Thank God. I think all of those happy thoughts and praying did a lot of good.

* Sex whilst looped up on Percocet and Soma totally pwns.

* Really, really flamboyantly gay guys make me VERY uncomfortable.

* I’m on my third cup of the second pot of coffee right now.

* I wish we could afford to do some traveling.  I’ve never been overseas, and I just know I would love the experience.

* I feel totally doped up from the pain killer I took a while ago.  I don’t like feeling this way in the head, but I like the pain lessening.  Relief is good.

* I think it just started raining again. Ahhhh…I love the rain.  Not as much as fog, but I love it nonetheless.

* I want a new pair of jogging shoes so I can jog around the neighborhood without worrying as much about the impact on my back.

* My new nickname for Lonnie is “Snookums.”

* I chatted with my brother from a different mother, Carlos, on Yahoo! a little while ago.  It was so nice to talk with him again! I really miss him when he isn’t able to log in. Carlos & I have never met in person, but some day I want to! I want to meet his wife and daughters, too! I can’t wait.  We’ll just HAVE to figure out a way to do it before we are too old to do it! 

* I feel really badly for black women. Why? Because they generally have very difficult hair to manage. We ‘white’ women take our hair for granted, I think.  Those poor black ladies have to spend shitloads of time and money in order to get their hair to look decent. 

* My tummy hurts.

* I watch plastic surgery shows all the time and sit here and imagine what I’d look like if I had the same procedures as the people on TV have done.  I could use a tummy tuck, boob lift, lypo here and there, and some botox in the lines on my forehead.  

* I’m a perfectionist.

* I forgot to mention that while I was in the ER last night, they gave me a big shot of Morphine in my right asscheek.   It didn’t hurt AT ALL…and it took like 45 minutes to finally kick in. I couldn’t believe how long it took!

* We’re going to be doing our Christmas decorating soon.  I don’t look forward to climbing the ladder to put the icicle lights up on the house, but that’s okay. The end result will be SO worth it. 

* My eyelids are getting heavy, so I’m going to post this before I pass out…

• Sorry I’ve been distant on here lately. I’ve been busy, and when I’m not busy, I honestly just don’t feel like posting.

• I went to church for the first time in years yesterday. My daughter really wanted to go, so I wasn’t about to take that away from her. To be honest, I was very glad I went and Lonnie and I plan to take her every Sunday.

• Speaking of Sunday, we have declared that “Family Day.” Basically what that means is: no computers, no work…only family oriented stuff. Yesterday we watched movies, played Uno, baked an Angel Food cake, and basically just had a lot of fun as a family. It’s been so long since Lonnie took that much time away from work. I’m almost getting teary-eyed just thinking about it right now. It made the kids and me feel really special.

• The new nerve medication that I’ve spoken of before is now fucking with me. I’m getting some really nasty side-effects, so I’m going to have to stop taking it. Why can’t anything just go right?

• I’m going to take a bath in my huge-ass bathtub tonight! I really look forward to it…especially since I’m so cold today.

• My libido is way too high lately. I mean, it’s fine with Lonnie…but I’ve not been getting as much stuff done!

• My Mom is making me a really awesome necklace. I cannot wait ’til she’s done. I’ll take pics and show you!

• The makers of Guitar Hero need to suffer an amazingly torturous death.

• I have no appetite lately.

• BOTH of my cats are in heat. You’ve heard of dueling banjos, right? Yeah….think of that, but only with meows. It’s enough to make me have urges that are not healthy! (The making of mittens is one.)

• My mother just arrived. Hmm…I wonder what her mood will be this time. Every day is like a game of Roulette. One day she comes home happy, the next day she comes home and has the attitude that she wants all of us dead. *crosses fingers*

• I got another issue of Cosmo in the mail today! I can’t remember if I have mentioned that I got a subscription for my birthday or not. If not, now you know.

• Why are there more men’s cologne samples in Cosmo than women’s perfume samples? That’s just fucked up. Are they catering to gay guys, or what?

• Okay, I’m done for now. I gotta get off of here before my eyeballs dry up and fall out of my skull. Yummy.