• First of all, Happy New Year to everyone. I apologize for not sending out individual messages and whatnot. Hopefully it’s not that big of a deal to anyone and noone’s all ass-hurt because I didn’t Photoshop anything or whatever. I normally would, but once I started throwing back some Fat Tires, that option was pretty much nonexistent. Karen + Fat Tires + Photoshop = Big Sloppy Mess.
• I hate how Vicodin makes my nose and forehead itch. Grrrr…I want to scratch it so badly, but I know that once I get started, I won’t be able to stop…and before you know it, I’ll be without a nose or skin on my forehead.
• I need to change my mood to ‘Afrolicious’. My hair is all over the freakin’ place tonight!
• I might drive my kids to Vancouver, WA to do some shopping tomorrow. We’ll see how tomorrow goes. If we do end up going, the kids will have shitloads of fun. They each got a fairly decent wad of cash for Christmas this year, so they’re dying to spend it. I tried talking them into saving some of it in a savings account, but nooo! They just looked at me like I’m insane…which I am.
• My daughter got some of those shoes with the wheels in ‘em for Christmas. You know the ones - they look like regular tennis shoes, but they roll. Yeah, well…my daughter takes after me a bit too much, I think. She’s not the most graceful girl on the planet, so she fell flat on her bony ass twice at the store yesterday…as the people around us gasped.
No biggie - she’s fine. She just needs to chill and stop trying to be Evel Knievel.
• Speaking of stunt dudes, what ever happened to Super Dave? Holy shit, that guy was funny!
I remember watching him on TV with my Dad & we’d sit there and just laugh our asses off! Those were the good days.
• Lonnie’s listening to some Arabic jive music on Napster right now.
I loves me some Arabic music, but when they add rap to it…uhh…not so much. :s I’m going to have to give him the evil eye so he’ll turn that crap off.
• So, there’s this Walking With Dinosaurs thing coming to Portland soon. Depending on how much tickets cost, we are thinking about taking the kids to it. Even though my son is 16 now, he would still probably enjoy it. If not, we can save the money from his ticket and do something else with him. Either way, it looks pretty badass from what I’ve seen on all the commercials. I’d imagine it’d scare the shit out of the really little kids…which would make it worth the price of tickets right there!
• I just realized that my New Year’s resolution was to be more kind, selfless, and giving to others, so disregard that last thing I just said!
• Now he’s listening to Prince.
Napster Radio clearly blows ass. Oh…but wait…now it’s Robert Palmer. (R.I.P.) He must have it on an 80’s station. We love 80’s music. I’m not kidding, either. We seriously do!
• I have a cucumber/melon candle burning on my desk. I love that scent. Sounds like it’d stink, but it actually smells really good.
• Sarah: I have been using the face cloths you knitted for me! Oh my! I am SO in love with them! They totally rule…and you rule even more for making them! Thank you again!

• I gave myself a manicure last night. It looks pretty damned good, if I may say so myself. And I may, so there! :p
• I just remembered that I need to resize the pictures of Montgomery Park and do something with them.
• Carlos and I finally webcammed yesterday afternoon! It was the first time in our friendship where we saw each other on camera.
It was awesome! I also got to see his kids and they all got to see my daughter. Oh! He showed us his dog and we showed him my cat, too!
It was really cool! Seeing a still picture is just not the same as seeing someone on a webcam. I’m totally hooked on that thing.
• Oh no!
Now it’s Eminem!
I think it’s time to pull the evil eye routine again!
• It worked…again!
• I got tired of feeling like I had an afro, so I put my hair up in a bun. I think I may have made it a little too tight, though, because it feels like the skin on my face is being pulled back!
I should probably loosen it up a bit so I don’t cause skin stretchage!
• Okay - I’m going to wrap this mother up now. I hope everyone is enjoying the new year thus far! Now that I’m feeling better, I’m finding it much more easy to be optimistic! 
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