The truth is finally out. I’ve been carrying on an affair with a young man named Willy. Mr. Waddles and I were recently seen together at a local grocery store where we were shocked to find a camera in our faces.

We can no longer hide our love for one another. I just cannot resist Willy’s charm…and bright yellow beak. Not to mention his little red scarf that totally brings out his eyes and just looks so sexy on him.

*sigh*

Oh well. All good things must come to an end. I cannot continue my affair with Mr. Waddles now that the truth has been exposed.